I swear this was going to be like a 25-minute episode, but I guess I felt better than I thought. Good news for you, since a lot of you like more me. Let's get to the stuff!
Pat plays music from Oliver Keane, answers a question on mouth riffs, rambles on wedding refunds and crashing honeymoons, and wonders about conspiracies before the Captain returns with a Flyers Update.
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Oliver Keane
Thanks to our friend for the tune, and to Public City PR for the connection! Watch the music video for HEY below, get the song here, and click here to follow Oliver on Instagram!
Wedding refunds
Asking your wedding photographer to take down your pictures because you got divorced? Not a problem at all. That is a very reasonable request. Demanding a refund years later because your marriage ended? Poor form, Jack. Don't do that!
Crashing the honeymoon
Even if the honeymoon was on dry land, crashing it is a bad idea. Crashing it with 11 other people makes it worse. And wanting to crash a honeymoon on a cruise is incredibly selfish. This mom was looking for ideas and I have one: Stay far away from your daughter's honeymoon. Take yourself and those 11 other psychos and go to the other side of the world that week. Unreal that this is even a thought to this woman.
Conspiracy theories
Is this anything? I am fascinated by conspiracy theories, so do you think it could be fun to make episodes out of each one that gets suggested? Because I will dive into both sides of the Earth being flat or whatever and we'll all have a good time. What's your favorite conspiracy theory?
Flyers
I knew The Captain would come through, as he has done all year. We only get to hear from him one more time this season, so let's hope the Flyers can get themselves in a good spot for The Captain to get excited for us. Thank you, my friend!
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And that, as we say, is that! Thanks for coming by once again. Next week, it's WrestleMania 41, so we will cross our fingers that Matt can join me for a preview. If not, we'll see what happens when we get there. Either way, come on back for more me and don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Crap open a cold one!
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