You know, I probably could make a weekly segment making fun of dumb posts online. If you see one, please send it my way. Be like Jimmy from Mayfair and get in touch with me right here. This was a fun one so let's get to it!
After some housekeeping Pat plays new music from Thru It All (6:57), shares the big THPS news (10:52), makes fun of posts about not owning books (15:51) and fictional characters (27:01), reads fan mail on show comments (40:08), and shares a Flyers Update from The Captain (54:58).
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Thru It All
Thanks to our friends for the tune! Find more from them here, check them out if they're playing near you, and watch Part 1 of their short film below!
THPS 3+4 remaster confirmed!
The Good: Another remaster of a pair of great games. The Bad: THPS 4 will not be open-world as it was originally (this news officially broke after I recorded). That won't turn me off from buying the game, but I know a ton of people are unhappy with this. I plan to stream the game when it drops, so we'll all learn about it together!
Dumb Internet Post: you never owned that book
I know I should not be surprised at stupidity at this point, but I was gobsmacked by this one just the same. The idea that you do not actually own a physical book is exactly why the Department of Education needs to be overfunded, not abolished. No Child Left Behind was a mistake, because people like this should be held back for as long as possible. They should not be allowed to do things without a professional handler.
Dumb Internet Post: Black James Bond = white Black Panther
Racism is alive and well in 2025, despite dumbass white people claiming the problem was solved in 1998. If the ethnicity of a fictional character ruins a movie for you, that's a you problem. And again, unless the ethnicity is part of the character (like Black Panther)? It doesn't matter who plays them on the screen. They're not real people.
Fan mail: Comments that stick with me
Thank you, mystery person, for this question. It was fun to jog my memory a bit to go over these. To recap: I know what my show is and I will not do separate ones. And hearing people say - or reading it, I guess - "this feels like we're having a conversation" is the highest compliment you can pay me (but also real money would rule). Love you!
Flyers
Captain! Peek into your crystal ball and let us know if the Fly Guys will make the playoffs. We want updates into the summer months over here!
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And that, as we say, is that! Thank you for joining me today. I hope you had fun and maybe even learned a thing or two. Come back next week for more fun and another sweet tune. Until then, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Crap open a cold one!
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